May 2013
mereperf:
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
parents: you're so fat
parents: honey why haven't you eaten anything? please eat! don't starve yourself
i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor and fat to prove it
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
brandysmellville:
rock paper lesbian sex
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
mooliesauce:
ellieiero:
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
I think about this a lot
teruteruhanamura:
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
redmonsoontriad:
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
alienetta:
im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button
someone fucking gets it
I’m slowly unlearning how to english
beerito:
if i could ignore myself i would
doncasturbate:
If Niall doesn’t leave gold coins on the pillows of the girls he’s fucked then what’s the point of being Irish
greekgogurt:
please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
I like clingy girls
touchmykittykat:
I like when they text me good morning or call me. Check up on me all the time. I actually don’t find that annoying. I don’t get how you couldn’t like that. Someone constantly wanting to talk to you and show you affection. I love it when someone does that. That keeps me happy and it will keep me from leaving. It shows that you are thinking about me.
danisnotorfire:
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES
