Just bought myself a french maid outfit.
maybe if I rack up enough points with the boy, he’ll come home with me.
and if this doesn’t win points… nothing will.
I can’t. I just really can’t.
I don’t want to go off on a rant about how much they displease me, but seriously… If you’re both going off to Port Stephens for the day and you notice I’m staying home, and there is this little arrangement where we all are supposed to share a key to get in and out of the place…. I would think you would have the knowledge enough to know you need to leave it behind for the person staying home. I didn’t think I’d have to wake up before everyone left so I could remind you to leave it.
But that’s OK because everyone is so loud in the morning I had no problem waking up.
but seriously….
1. Stop leaving your shit on my things. It’s my shelf, my desk, my laundry soap, and my T.P.
2. Do you understand the meaning of being considerate? Why don’t you give it a go? Try not leaving the door open when everyone is moving around the house and started to wake. Mother fucker if I want to sleep in I’m gonna fucking sleep in! and don’t hold onto THE MOTHER FUCKING KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH this is a share house! If you’re off at work and it’s my weekend I need that fucking key. You best hand it over because I will not sit here all day because you want to keep that shit to yourself. SELFISH C***!!!!!!!
3. Stop fucking smacking your food when you eat. It’s as irritating as fuck! Did anyone teach you how to chew?
I won’t go on…. I said I wouldn’t and I already said too much. Ugh I’m not a mean person, I’ll still try to treat you like another human being though I’m convince you’re a little devil spawn.
Aw fuck, what’s next?